Kristian sjekkes opp av en litt mer intelligent spambot

For de som ikke har fått med seg den første sjekkeposten min, så er den å finne her.

Som sist har jeg kopiert alt direkte fra msn-loggen min, bortsett fra at jeg har sensurert nettsiden det reklameres for. Håper noen der ute synes dette er like moro som jeg gjør.

*connecting to msn*

(08:44:41 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: hello there :)
(08:45:11 PM) kristian: ah. another bot? come to daddy….
(08:45:23 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: a what?
(08:46:40 PM) kristian: my bad. i mistook you for an automatic spam-generator. i make a hobby out of making funny conversations with them
(08:46:49 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: nah, I am a vegetarian… no spam for me! haha

*disconnecting*

*connecting to msn*

(10:21:32 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: heya mister ;P
(10:21:40 PM) kristian: hello again
(10:21:52 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: hello to you too
(10:23:35 PM) kristian: do i know you?
(10:23:49 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: i dun think so hun but we can get to know each other better and maybe exchange phone numbers if ur comfortable witht that..
(10:25:07 PM) kristian: are you comfy with giving out your number to total strangers just like that?
(10:25:18 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: i say you cum watch me in my private cam show for a little bit so i feel more comfortable with you before i give you my number
(10:25:59 PM) kristian: aaaah. see now i get your agenda :D
(10:26:10 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: Hi there, How are you doing today? Lets chat for a bit ?!? Im bored and wanted to meet new people…
(10:28:23 PM) kristian: camgirls isn’t really my thing
(10:28:36 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: yes im real
(10:28:40 PM) kristian: do you really take the time to write these messages personally?
(10:28:53 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: Yay… Well, my name is Jenny i am originally from Miami… Can I ask you a question?
(10:29:10 PM) kristian: no (this is a test)
(10:29:20 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: Wat kind of girls you like ? Are you in to NICE BOOBS or a HUGE ASS ? :P
(10:29:41 PM) kristian: who cares? (you failed)
(10:29:53 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: lol.. I have a lot of both!! :) want to see? Im not doing much now…
(10:32:03 PM) kristian: you know, you nearly fooled me into thinking you weren’t a bot
(10:32:17 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: bot? like a robot? lol
(10:37:33 PM) kristian: exactly like a robot
(10:37:45 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: i dont think so
(10:39:05 PM) kristian: i know so. you’re the best one so far, though, so now i’m going to have some fun testing your range of responses and reverse engineering your script
(10:39:18 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: Cool… let me set up my cam n u can watch me shake my booty!! LOL.. brb
(10:44:36 PM) kristian: it’s kind of funny how you haven’t tried to push your website in my face yet. is that a ruse? i can see it up there in your status, but do you trust me to notice without even hinting at it?
(10:45:27 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: Ok! Click here http://************** n we’ll have a PRIVATE 1on1 chat..There’s a few pix of me in there, if you want more click the “join free” on top, then register and it’ll take you straight to my webcam, I’ll be there in a minute.. ;)
(10:46:34 PM) kristian: i see. i guess it was elicited by the word website…?
(10:46:47 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: If it says that im offline, just start joining.. im getting on now..
(10:47:28 PM) kristian: and you’re not even repeating yourself. i’m nearly impressed.
(10:47:40 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: There is no charge to sign up, but its gonna ask you for your credit card. Im wearing almost nothing and I dont want any kids watching me!! lol..
(10:47:46 PM) kristian: there’s gone some work into you. more than five minutes at least.
(10:48:01 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: Once you’ve completed that, it’ll automatically redirect you to my webcam page.. u better give me some “gold” when you’re on the site lol..it’s like a flirt and I’d love some from you ..k? ;-)
(10:48:15 PM) kristian: i wonder hw long i must chat with you before you start repeating yourself
(10:48:29 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: k u in?
(10:48:44 PM) kristian: what happens if i say credit card?
(10:48:54 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: kk, click on private time underneath my cam, usee it?
(10:49:09 PM) kristian: ah… you’re not being contextual anymore
(10:49:14 PM) kristian: dissappointing
(10:49:20 PM) Jennifer+Sexy12: k ;-)
(10:50:23 PM) kristian: so this is where the script-writer lost his patience and just put in some stuff at the end
(10:50:41 PM) kristian: will you laugh again if i say bot?
(10:51:13 PM) kristian:
(10:52:08 PM) kristian: right. you’ve been fun. time to block you and post the result

*disconnecting*

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