Denne samtalen fant sted på msn den 25. februar 2010, og ble copypastet til notatene mine på fb samme dag. For å unngå spredning av uønsket reklame, har jeg byttet ut url’ene men asterixer. Ellers er samtalen klippet direkte fra IM-loggen min.
Advarsel: Høy nerdefaktor.
(11:07:50 PM) email@example.com: hey
(11:08:00 PM) Kristian: hey. who are you?
(11:08:01 PM) firstname.lastname@example.org: i’m 21/f your a male right?
(11:08:17 PM) Kristian: yeah. you’re a spambot, right?
(11:08:27 PM) email@example.com: nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
(11:09:07 PM) Kristian: you didn’t
(11:09:18 PM) firstname.lastname@example.org: I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
(11:10:05 PM) Kristian: no (this bot is probably too badly written to notice that i spoke a negative)
(11:10:16 PM) email@example.com: Well i don’t do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before… But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records…
(11:10:32 PM) Kristian: (i was right)
(11:10:42 PM) firstname.lastname@example.org: I mean… Do you want to see me on my cam?
(11:11:13 PM) Kristian: no (i’m guessing the bot will still ignore my negative answer)
(11:11:23 PM) email@example.com: Ok go to http://******* accept the invite on the page baby
(11:11:31 PM) Kristian: hell no.
(11:11:41 PM) firstname.lastname@example.org: sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
(11:13:06 PM) Kristian: someone should at least have taken the time to write you properly instead of just <if then=”" part=”" of=”" salespitch=”">
(11:13:16 PM) email@example.com: its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.
(11:13:59 PM) Kristian: oh yeah. like i’ll give you my creditcard-info to prove i’m old enough to see a stupid script naked
(11:14:10 PM) firstname.lastname@example.org: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere…
(11:14:28 PM) Kristian: i’m guessing some shade of ascii
(11:14:39 PM) email@example.com: Your such a good boy, i’m gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
(11:15:51 PM) Kristian: were you written by some 13-year old boy with too much time for making up sadistic fantasies?
(11:16:01 PM) firstname.lastname@example.org: Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
(11:16:55 PM) Kristian: not on your life. i’d rather find your ip and DOS your servers back to the stoneage
(11:17:06 PM) email@example.com: u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety
(11:17:43 PM) Kristian: yeah. more about the creditcard. how much time did the retard put into writing that pitch anyway?
(11:17:54 PM) firstname.lastname@example.org: k you in yet babe??
(11:18:53 PM) Kristian: i’m kinda impressed the pitch is this long. and still there’s no sign of even the slightest hint of ai. a couple if/then statements would suffice
(11:18:56 PM) email@example.com: k
(11:19:01 PM) Kristian: lol
(11:19:12 PM) firstname.lastname@example.org: AUTO RESPONSE: Click here to watch me for FREE http://******
(11:19:46 PM) Kristian: ah. see. you forgot to leave the first part there in the comments :p
(11:19:57 PM) email@example.com: AUTO RESPONSE: Click here to watch me for FREE http://********
(11:20:22 PM) Kristian: here we are with the loop. you’re blocked now. i got what i needed </if>
Noe av det jeg syntes var moro med denne, var kommentarene som dukket opp etterpå. Jeg har gitt kommentatorene tilfeldige pseudonymer. Helt sant altså! Jeg trakk navnene opp av en hatt eller noe…
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Kristian Haugland Og det tragiske er at folk faktisk lar seg lure av sånne…
February 25, 2010 at 11:23pm · Like
Tøysemannen Hvordan ser et script ut naken?
February 25, 2010 at 11:28pm · Like
Kristian Haugland Er du nysgjerrig nok til å finne det ut? Jeg tror det ser ganske Python ut (ha ha).
February 25, 2010 at 11:29pm · Like
Tøysemannen Does it speak with a LISP too?
February 25, 2010 at 11:31pm · Like
Kristian Haugland Yeah. And wearing only an oversized and obviously fake PERL necklace.
February 25, 2010 at 11:32pm · Like
Bamsemums I hate it when they wear those…!
February 26, 2010 at 2:14am · Like
Moroklumpen Awesome post. You made my day.
February 26, 2010 at 9:20am · Like
InigoMontoya Du er kul! Awesome XD.
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February 26, 2010 at 1:48pm · Like
Pærebrus Bare du, Kristian, bare du
February 26, 2010 at 2:01pm · Like
Nissefar mmm, om det er noen trøst så er ikke de store satsingene innen ai-research mye bedre. Bot’en er av nett nå; men her et autentisk sitat:
Me: so, you’re like a virtual call girl with government funding ?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Interesting comparison, and probably true.
–Alicebot at http://alice.pandorabots.com/
February 26, 2010 at 5:49pm · Like
Nissefar Ooh, it’s back up again.
February 26, 2010 at 5:49pm ·